вЂ“ Arnold Schwarzenegger is singled out as looking вЂњphysically uncomfortableвЂќ during his performance, which prompts Peter to suggest that he should вЂњgo back to Rigby & Peller to modify his gentlemenвЂ™s supportвЂќ. The relationship between PeterвЂ™s assertion and the proffered evidence is, as ever, somewhat opaque вЂ“ Peter describes Harrison FordвЂ™s performance as вЂњgrandfatherly,вЂќ noting that he has large ears which вЂњwaggle while he is delivering the linesвЂќ. вЂ“ Several of the filmвЂ™s high-profile stars are older than the usual age for a Hollywood action hero вЂ“ a fact which Peter restates numerous times for comic effect, despite the fact that it is the sole, founding premise of the entire franchise вЂ“ Mel Gibson is also in the film, playing a вЂњsinister bad guyвЂќ вЂ“ The film stars Sylvester Stallone, who is sometimes known by the nickname вЂњSlyвЂќ вЂ“ Peter found the film somehow вЂњunder par,вЂќ though no indication is given of where his standard for вЂњparвЂќ would have been in this case

It is possible вЂ“ nay, probable вЂ“ that Peter is simply taking the opportunity to list the names of random actors, in an attempt to reach the minimum length required for his reviews (248 words, apparently) Clearly this was meant as a joke but, as there is no real connection between all five of the actors listed, no clear source of humour is apparent. вЂ“ Peter notes that there are many actors in the cast for this film, and muses that вЂњperhaps the fourth film will also include Tom Berenger, Benedict Cumberbatch, Dennis Waterman, Danny Dyer and Simon Russell BealeвЂќ. вЂ“ The poster for the film shows numerous men standing next to each other, which reminded Peter of the cover of the Beatles album Sergeant Pepper However his old team is like a family and they will never leave Barney fighting alone because family fights together to protect a member.For anyone struggling to get through Peter BradshawвЂ™s single-paragraph review of The Expendables 3 (2014) in The Guardian, here is a rundown of his thoughts on the film вЂ“ minus bluntly-stated plot details he could have copy-pasted from Wikipedia: Now Barney intends to return to rescue his team with the outcast Galgo. They head to Bucharest but their mission fails and only Barnes escapes from Stonebanks. Barney hires Thorn, Luna, Mars and the rebel John Smilee and refuses the cooperation of his old team.

Barney concludes that his crew is old and decides to recruit a new and faster team with the support of his friend Bonaparte. Then he has a meeting with the operating officer Max Drummer that had hired The Expendable to kill Victor and he gives one last chance to Barney to fix the problem. The Expendables take their friend to the hospital and Barney meets Trench in the waiting room that tells that they are old. However they discover that the dealer is actually the former Expendable Conrad Stonebanks that shots Hale Caesar badly. Doc teams-up with Barney, Lee Christmas, Gunner, Toll Road and Hale Caesar in the assignment of stopping the dealer Victor Mins during a transaction of bombs. Barney Ross and The Expendables rescue Doc, who has been imprisoned for eight years, from a train that is transporting him to a maximum security prison.

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